Category: Thinking Out Loud
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Rizz 101 for My Unborn Son
At the time of writing this, it’s 2025… and the dating pool? It’s less pool, more like a sewage dam. Women are making money twerking on an app called “OnlyFans” and calling themselves “influencers.” I still don’t know what they’re influencing, son, but that’s the job title. Twerking, by the way, is basically dancing with…
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These Are the Good Ol’ Days
At the time of writing this, I have exactly 9 years and 4 months’ experience as a twenty-something-year-old. Which means I’m left with exactly 8 months before entering a new decade – my 30s. Like any other birthday, I know nothing will magically change when I reach that age. Sure, I might gain a fresher…
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Never Let Your Child Spirit Die
A Personal Essay on Having Fun, Being Weird, and Doing Things Just Because Before I attended one of those “English medium” schools, as they called them, I was already convinced I could speak English. This was obviously a lie, but in my head, I really believed I could. After all, I’d written English raps and…
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I’m shy… but no one cares anymore!
When I was in Grade 5, I liked this girl. Big eyes, long hair, skin dark like a model, and a smile that could melt even the grumpiest person’s mood. Her name was Gcina. I’d write her surname too, but I’ll leave it out… just in case she ever stumbles on this one day. Looking…